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Re: Fisher & Paykel 701 fails at spin, displays short wa
To Matt Stocks
I have emailed you the diagnostics
Nah!
I think she loves your cars
P.S. Are you absolutely, definately, put your life on the line, mad wife meets mad max(i), etc etc ………………………….certain the doors fit
Heard the one where a penguin takes his car into the garage…… Sorry already told that one
How do Welshmen practice Safe Sex??
They mark an X on the back of the sheep that kick!A civil servant working for the Department of Agriculture was given with the unusual task of compiling information on the sexual habits of the Welsh farming community in particular the most common method of mounting a sheep.
The official was dispatched to Wales where he commenced his most important research.
He simply asked his first interviewee “So, how do you shag a sheep then boyo?”
“Simple”, said the farmer, “I just stick her back legs into my wellies, down with my zipper, move her tail over to the left and away we go. She can struggle as much as she likes, I haven’t lost one yet.”
The man penned the farmers comments and, somewhat bemused, moved on to his next interview.
The next farmer, and the following dozen all basically reiterated the method employed by the first farmer and it became apparent that a pattern was forming and that all the remaining people were going to say the same thing. However, the servant’s final call of the day revealed another method of sheep shagging.
On his last call he delivered his well rehearsed question.
“Well, I give her a good wash and brush so that she smells all nice, and then I lay her down on her back, climb on top, give her a cuddle and have my way with her.”
“So you don’t put a leg in each wellie, move her tail and go for it that way then?” enquired the official.
“What, and miss out on all that kissing?”, was the reply.And now a sheep joke and a fish joke.
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town
and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll
have a little fun…Ventriloquist: “Hey, good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?”
New Zealander: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.”
Ventriloquist: “Hey dog, how’s it going old mate?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
New Zealander:
Ventriloquist: “Is this Kiwi your owner?”
Dog: “Yep”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
New Zealander:
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
New Zealander: “Horse doesn’t talk either.”
Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
New Zealander:
Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner? “
Horse: “Yep”
Ventriloquist: “How’s he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to
protect
me from the elements.”
New Zealander:
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
New Zealander: “The Sheep Lies.”Machine man wrote
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Love wales ,we dont even have a traffic light up here.
UnquoteHorse and cart then
I’ve always said service beats price anyday
Quotes
If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to immortality.
Only those who have learned the power of sincere and selfless contribution experience life’s deepest joy: true fulfillment..
You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.
Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves
Service is what life is all about.
A sale is not something you pursue, it is something that happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer.
Post your email of fax no. and I’ll send you the diagnostics then based on the fault code I’ll send you the fault readout
frankfurter wrote:Thanks Alexa and r600a.
She says she doesn’t like the look of the George Foreman, women eh, what difference does it make if it cooks the meat. lolThanks again.
Couldn’t agree more
Ah!!!
The thin line
Between sanity & insanity
Between customers needs and your needs
Between success and failure
Re: technical help needed
Assunming timer is electrically operated
Try http://www.dancefrontdoor.co.uk/shop/pa … F_0_0.html
although out of stock1250 watts so larger transformer if 110volt
