[funkyboogy]

Re: Samsung f/f american style.

did you check freezer evaporator,,for ice over-dose????
if freezer evap ok..then you would have to suspect system fault…
not a job you want to go down if you dont have the right eqipment ?
does sound like gas/pot ..
ive done quite a lot of these rs 21,s and never seen a system fault…
but theres always a 1st..

cheers ally

[funkyboogy]

Re: Common sense – spam

Heaveeeeeeeeey stuff dude….
what was it you said you were smoking .???

cheers ally (:

[funkyboogy]

Re: Samsung f/f american style.

most faults on these are temp problems with fridge side,

gets some more details ….model no etc..
.i should be able to help you
cheers ally

[funkyboogy]

Re: Another joke.

Blind man walks into a bar,
And says who wants to hear a blonde joke

Silence…….
And then a woman comes over to him and says
Before you tell the blonde joke I think you should know..
there are 5 blonde women in this bar

and That im a 6 foot blonde mud wrestler..
The bar tender is a 6.foot 2 body builder
The lady on your left is a professional boxer.
The 2 ladies sitting over there are bouncers at a night club…

Do you still want to tell your blonde joke……

Silence and then he replies ..

Well not really if im going to have to explain it 5 times..

[funkyboogy]

Re: neff intergrated w/d model enr v4380xxogb

cheers greg…

[funkyboogy]

Re: neff intergrated w/d model enr v4380xxogb

displays seems ok….
never seen it myself…this is an intermittent fault…
personaly i think customers talking _ _ ap….
but still need a clue where to start….
any time ive been there every things working ok….

any-one got bosch tech line tel no ?????
cheers ally

[funkyboogy]

Re: aeg dishwasher no heat

CHEERS

[funkyboogy]

Re: hotpoint tdc 60 p

ALSO
check water bottle full indicator micro-switch isnt stuck….
find it located other side of motor…
ally

[funkyboogy]

Re: Cold Calls

also….banning calls that withhold their id can help…
most call centre,s withhold their id this greatly reduces call traffic..
ally

[funkyboogy]

Re: siemens d/w se25m570

cheers greg….

[funkyboogy]

Re: indesit w143 10 flashes

take a spare motor with you as well…
can cause this prob
cheers ally

[funkyboogy]

Re: British Gas Homecare

good point alex…
i wonder????????
if the appointment of 2 gas managers ex service engineers (gas)
to run esd north and south is having an effect….

anyway how hard can it be…..

fish out of water….big time….

[funkyboogy]

Re: British Gas Homecare

ive done engineer developent with b/g , so i can speak with a wee bit authority on KPI,S…..

please accept my appoligy for long thread….but im sure you will find it funny…..

KPI,S you must reach your target….100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

read on….

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}.

How about achieving 103{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S–K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

ring any bells

cheers f/b

[funkyboogy]

Re: belling hob chu 177

cheers dave….
looks like a write – off to me…
cheers dave
how much are these hobs to buy…

[funkyboogy]

Re: British Gas Homecare

it would probaly have been dyno-rod who called, who are ofcourse now owned by centrica….these guys get £40 a call,,, so this would have been a nice little earner for them….

there seems to be a stick it to the man attitude at brit-gas
screw them for what they can get b4 the bubble bursts..

end result bulls–t the customer in-out 5mins £40 quid richer and hey no-one bats an eyelid…this also goes down as a complete productivity levels high and everything is rosey int he garden…

this practice is rife al over B/G

yours.. been there…Disillusioned & left…
f/b

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