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Re: MIELE TUMBLE DRYER RUNS FOR 10 AND STOPS

HI CHEERS WILL CHECK THAT – ALLY

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Re: 5 star ratings

yeh thats the problem if your not trained to respond in the correct manner you can end up looking like a right plonker – just falling into the customers trap .

we need a voice of reason , a calming influence , candles and soothing aromatherapy oils ,

or maybe just send gregor round to kick their door in ..lol

i know im poking fun at whats slowly becoming another hurdle in our already decreasing market place ,

personally i think WTA could come up with something , or someone should look into a company that could help small indies when the occasion arises.

its the age old scenario that you dont need it until you need it

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Re: 5 star ratings

PS

what ever happened to 0800 media team , i seem to recall they had writers etc doing blogs on the 0800 site and their facebook site .

are they still on the go , i haven’t heard much of 0800 or their media campaign of late , got to admit the photo george had with the 0800 guy giving him the finger was legendary , i can just imagine the 0800 media team sitting all nice and smug having just blogged every bad post on the facebook to oblivion then that pops up

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Re: 5 star ratings

i dont think that many customers give a monkeys about reviews – some who go through yell.com and any other 3rd party finder service may have reviews but on the whole customers machine breaks down they either have a guy or know a guy who knows a guy , or the check local phone book , or do google search and phone the 1st co they find who is close to them.there not giving a monkeys at this point they just want little johhnys karate suit out the washer or their having farquar and fee fee round for nibbles and pimms on Saturday – they just want their oven fixed .

i would guess the review brigade is about 10{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} –
the retired teacher or on holiday etc

some busy body whos bought a kindle and thinks she should review and check everything because well thats what amazon say you have to do.

or someone whos in the online review community whos just want to add their bit to society to show how fab reviewing is.

also watch out for competitors who just want to make you look bad

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Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?

i really really hate when customers say this … the machine is brand new we only got last September,

ahh – well thats not brand new – u effing tw####at

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Re: 5 star ratings

try people per hour web site – you can just about get anything web related , reviews , views blogs you name it .

they also have accountants , graphic designers , lawyers , all touting their trade for decent rates

prices range from £5 to £2000 depending on what you want , some very talented people on their.

anyway not saying ive used any of them ..ive looked at the site for educational purposes , cough cough

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Re: replacing a zanussi door gasket time 🙂

try doing that in a galley kitchen with crap all over the place ,

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Re: ONLINE THREATS SEEM TO BE CATCHY

bed and breakfast – maybe when the Edinburgh festival is on – that place is just mental busy , name your price for a room.

even better ex council house in Stirling has been rented for 16k for a week for the ryder cup ..wtf.

my brother inlaw has been quoted 4k for his 2 bed flat for the ryder cup week .

anything around Stirling area is rental madness for this –

so yeh bob b and b but only for a short spell

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Re: ONLINE THREATS SEEM TO BE CATCHY

ok martin ill buy you a pint hows that ?.

this service can be had at a relatively low cost online , i would rather just send gregor round and video it lol

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Re: ONLINE THREATS SEEM TO BE CATCHY

yeh k and sadly most of us dont have the time to respond in the best manner if at all ,

maybe a wta service at some point ?

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Re: Your washing machine deserves a holiday…..

i do believe thats a samsung …

its their new wifly ha ha

now bob – no more joke to be added

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Re: A £1700 Samsung washing machine

currently they only connect to 2.4 network , anyone trying to connect to 5 will have fun .

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Re: Hotpoint dishwashers fires

whatever caused this , the words

cheap , mass produced , rubbish , spring to mind

human life , health and safety wouldn’t have been discussed at the production meetings .

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Re: It’s curtains for Checkatrade

yeh unless you have an army of online writers like 0800 had at one point , its not worth the hassle encouraging customers to review you .

i dont care who it is there will always be some moaning git not happy about something – normally a retired teacher etc with nothing better to do than sit a his computer and tell the world about his boring retired life.

something like yes after the repair man left i found a washer on the floor .when i was still working i would take into the lab and analyse it to see if it was the same metal as the rest of the appliance.

now im retired i think i will waste someones time whatever can i do ?

1 call the engineer back – but he might call me a ..££$$$$$$$ for wasting his time over such a trivial matter , on the other hand he may be fully understanding and recheck his work ..

cant take the chance of a confrontation – mmmm what am i good at ..oh yes i was a teacher i can write something online ..

I FEEL EPIC ….

lol

this is not a true story and no customer has been hurt .. ?

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Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?

this all leads back to your pal k – dont get done get dom

we now have customers who think they know every thing

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