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  • in reply to: New ISE user has arrived !! #182692
    Goatboy
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    Re: New ISE user has arrived !!

    Gratzies πŸ˜€

    He kinda looks like you!

    :beer:

    in reply to: Dishwasher Engineers 2?? #182777
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    Re: Dishwasher Engineers 2??

    Goatboy wrote:…appliance engineer (that’s what i called myself)

    From now on I’m calling myself an ‘engineer’ πŸ˜€

    And maybe I’ll carry around my certificates with me!

    in reply to: Dishwasher Engineers 2?? #182776
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    Re: Dishwasher Engineers 2??

    The only time an appliance engineer (that’s what i called myself) doesn’t deserve the title of ‘engineer’ is when he/she just swops parts on a machine to make it work again. That could appy to any engineer, in any particular field of engineering. IMO, an engineer is somebody that knows how a machine works, knows how all it’s different compoents work, and could fix those compoents in a ‘desert island’ situation, when a replacement part isn’t available (but tools and materials are available πŸ˜‰ ). Someone that has the knowledge to design a machine, or a compoent.

    But, the main point is, how dare that t*t belittle our jobs, because we work on domestic machines rather than industrial! That is what he is doing; because he trained for some years to work in a specific field of engineering, he thinks he can tell other engineers that we aren’t technically qualified to use that term? What a pillock! πŸ™„

    He wants to argue about semantics and terminology?

    I’m sure he’ll get all the technical information he needs in his work, and I’m sure there won’t be 1000’s of different machines for him to repair! We’re electricians, plumbers, mechanics, problem-solvers and most of all, hard-working engineers.

    Of course, it’s all a matter of opinion, and opinions are like a***holes, everybody got one! Everyone is entitled to show their own, but when you are clearly wrong you should apoligise, before you dissappear.

    in reply to: Another joke. #137251
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    Re: Another joke.

    I wonder if I can get away with this one…

    A guy approaches a girl in a bar, and says…

    “Hey baby, My name is Bond.”

    She says “James Bond?”

    And he replies “No! Unibond. I’m here to fill your crack.”

    :rotl:

    Tahnk you, thank you πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: World Cup 2006 #174289
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    Re: World Cup 2006

    Nice1 guys :tup: Love the gifs!

    —————————————–
    This is an exact transcript of what happened:

    Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane’s shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said: “If you want my shirt so bad you can have it”

    Materazzi: “I dont want your shirt you ****** ******. you’re a ******* old man”

    As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he
    responded due to him having his back to the TV camera. Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse…

    “You should’ve quit 2 years ago, you’re a ******* has-been. Your mum is a ******* terrorist whore and you are too. **** you old man, **** you.”

    Zidane carries on jogging away.

    “Old man, this arena is not for you anymore. Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has ****** her. **** off you old, bald ****.”

    Zidane carries on jogging away.

    Materazzi: “You are only good enough now to play for Blackburn Rovers!”

    …at this point Zidane turned and head-butted him.

    in reply to: If you’re bored… #182125
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    Re: If you’re bored…

    πŸ‘Ώ

    Got to level five before I got really p****d off with it!

    in reply to: World Cup 2006 #174285
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    Re: World Cup 2006

    gegsy wrote:Sophie Ellis Bexter has been found head butted to death in a french
    footballers appartment.

    Apparantly it was murder on zidanes floor πŸ˜†

    :tdown:

    in reply to: Tennis anyone? #181765
    Goatboy
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    Re: Tennis anyone?

    It’s not that hard 8)

    Maybe you’ll find this easier…

    http://www.ocarina.ws/zidan/

    in reply to: Ariston Margherita 2000 A1435 #181750
    Goatboy
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    Re: Ariston Margherita 2000 A1435

    It sounds like a goosed armature to me! New motor time, £125+ish from memory? 😯

    A new motor should solve the problem, but those machinme are notorious for having cheap, dodgey electronics (IMHO). If the motor is trying to turn, the electronics should be ok.

    But, if it was my machine, I’d find some kind of giant trebuchet, and launch it as far away as possible πŸ™

    New machine?

    http://www.iseappliances.co.uk

    A machine designed to work, not designed to break!

    in reply to: Tennis anyone? #181762
    Goatboy
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    Re: Tennis anyone?

    Don’t play this while your at work!!! It’s far too addictive 😳

    Especially if you’ve got a cr@p mouse, and you can’t get pass 20!

    in reply to: WMA Drum Screws breaking? #181755
    Goatboy
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    Re: WMA Drum Screws breaking?

    Do you tighten all them screws by hand? 😯

    in reply to: WMA Drum Screws breaking? #181752
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    Re: WMA Drum Screws breaking?

    Martin wrote:Sadly it now is over 5 years old, and the prohibitive cost of the repair has rendered the machine destined for the scrap-heap. πŸ˜₯

    So, you sold the customer an ISE? πŸ˜›

    in reply to: WMA Drum Screws breaking? #181751
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    Re: WMA Drum Screws breaking?

    Martin wrote:Do you replace all the screws when carrying out a repair on a tub? πŸ˜•

    Never have done! Never had a problem like that either :con:

    I like those WMA tub screws, even though they are torxs. I’ve got loads from scrapped machines, and I use them for all sorts of DIY jobs around the house. I’ve never snapped one!

    Maybe it was a Silverback Hotpoint engineer? Or a very powerful power-tool?

    Goatboy
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    Re: Zanusssi FLS 1183W timer spinning round on its own… he

    Ahem, classic tacho problem πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: World Cup 2006 #174275
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    Re: World Cup 2006

    iadom wrote:…or was that Terry Jones. πŸ˜†

    I thought that was John Cleese πŸ˜•

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