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  • in reply to: Top pseudonym! #117151
    Goatboy
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    Re: Top pseudonym!

    That’s an old joke.

    A constapated African…

    Mustafa Peepee.

    and a Rusian with 3 testicles….

    Whoya Nicabollockof.

    in reply to: Balay Good Show #143493
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    Re: Balay Good Show

    BSH-MAN wrote:Wispers say service will be on an exchange basis. 🙄

    😆

    BTW, my brother has finally got his interview with Bosch, so thank you BSH-man for your evil influence. 😉

    in reply to: condensor dryer #143824
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    Re: condensor dryer

    Out the back, and through the water, because it’s a vented dryer?

    in reply to: Dual Fuel Cookers #143746
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    Re: Dual Fuel Cookers

    I’m not Corgi regestigered (and dont wanna be), so I’ve always passed those jobs onto the local Corgi guy. I thought it was illegal to work on them, but it’s ‘grey’ you say? Hmmmmmm! 😕

    I think it’s a case of ‘who worked on this appliance last before it killed somebody?’

    For me, it’s not worth the risk. The only gas I touch is if I have to move a cooker to fix another appliance, and I have to disconnect a bayonet fitting. I’m glad this is apparantly ok.

    in reply to: Partscentre ad campaign #141105
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    Re: Partscentre ad campaign

    The latest I’ve heard (from a quesionable birdie), is that Wolsley are fed up already, and are going to close the trade counters. 🙁

    in reply to: Balay Good Show #143485
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    Re: Balay Good Show

    I have a Balay washing machine at home. I only use it 3 times a week, as I have no kids (get it?).

    I think the quality is slightly above average, pretty good. But like Dave said, it’s not as good as the Neff/Bosch.

    It’s always worth spending a little extra, for long-term reliablity. 😉

    in reply to: Top pseudonym! #117146
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    Re: Top pseudonym!

    My pseudonym for pub quiz’s is Mike Oxard.

    in reply to: Am I doing it wrong? #143466
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    Re: Am I doing it wrong?

    cornwell40 wrote:‘We had an engineer out to it yesterday’

    That really gets my goat!!!

    in reply to: A Joke I Received Earlier #105818
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    Re: A Joke I Received Earlier

    That reminds me off another dirty joke.

    You ask a girl if she’s ever kissed a parrot.

    After she replies, you say….

    Any guesses?

    in reply to: Is this an epidemic or just luck? #143449
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    Re: Is this an epidemic or just luck?

    I’ve never heard of it, never seen it, it doesn’t exist!

    I’ve had two WMA’s that were not spinning, and were both fixed by re-soldering a blown joint on the control board.

    in reply to: A Joke I Received Earlier #105816
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    Re: A Joke I Received Earlier

    :rotl:

    Fantastic!

    It reminds of a job I did, where the parrot was constantly teasing the cat. It would say ‘Here puss puss puss’ in the owners voice. Then when the cat came over close enough it would get bit.

    Twas very funny, if you have a black sence of humour like me.

    in reply to: Bit of advice re washing machine leak #142869
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    Re: Bit of advice re washing machine leak

    Good news! By today, the customer had calmed down alot.

    I went round, tightened up the loose fill pipe (God knows how it came loose), kept my head down, neither of us mentioned the bone-dry carpet, and all’s well that ends well.

    Abit of subtle revenge would be nice for all the abuse he gave me, but sometime you’ve got to be the punchbag I suppose. The customer is always right. I hate that phrase.

    in reply to: Zanussi ZJD1285 #140373
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    Re: Zanussi ZJD1285

    You can order seperate bearings from electrue for about £3 each, it’s just getting the right seal that’s the tricky bit. If you have their home laundry catalogue, check out page 8.

    Edit – electrue part number for these bearings is the bearing size. ie you need a 6207zz and a 6206zz

    ps. catches win matches 🙁

    in reply to: Bit of advice re washing machine leak #142866
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    Re: Bit of advice re washing machine leak

    Unfortunatly, the man is violently unreasonable. He won’t listen to me.

    It’s typical; we sell Bosch. It cuts down on dealing with the scum. If someone wants a cheaper machine, we tell them to go to the sheds. This guy had a knackered Candy, and he wouldn’t pay for a Bosch. So instead of saying ‘goodbye’, the boss (just once) rings our all-saler and gets a cheap Candy for him. I frigging hate Candy!! You stick your neck out once, and it gets #### on!

    So, according to him, I’ve cross-threaded a pipe, but it took 3 days to start leaking. 😕 So he gets to call me every name under the sun, before I buy him a new carpet. Yeah right!!!

    I’ve offered to help him, but he just shouted at me, so now I’m going to ignore him until he calms down.

    in reply to: Bit of advice re washing machine leak #142864
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    Re: Bit of advice re washing machine leak

    Dave_Conway wrote:…the cold hoses dribbled after the tenants moved in, now they claim that they had to get kitchen fitters in to install new base units and plinths due to water damage and will be sending us the bill, Yeah right ! 🙂

    I did an installation on Friday. The customer has been on to us this morning, claim I cross-threaded a pipe, and there was a flood Sunday morning. Why not Friday evening?

    Anyhoo, the customer is demanding a new carpet, and any advice would be appreciated.

    So far, I haven’t claimed responcablity, and I’ve said I’ll have a look later.

    Am I screwed?

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