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maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Van signwriting
Alanj wrote:Maltheviking 😯 check again, Alans van
I used these guys and did the job myself for about £90. I think it is effective ❗ A lot less expensive than local signwriter at £300.Alan
Tidy. Alan 😉
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Another joke.
Indian Student
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student namedChandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, ‘Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up:‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said.
‘Very good!’
Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?’Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863’ said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do.’She heard a loud whisper: ‘Feck the Indians,’
‘Who said that?’ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
‘General Custer, 1862.’
At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right! Now, who said that?’
Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991.’Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher , ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!’Now with almost mob hysteria someone said ‘You little shit. If you say
anything else, I’ll kill you.’Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘ Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.’The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, ‘Oh shit, we’re fecked!’And Chandrasekhar said quietly,
I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007.’
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Whirlpool Dishwasher AFG7560
I presume you have managed to clear the blockage? if so try a reset, hold down extreme right button for several seconds until it clears then start a rinse prog. as normal and see if it will run, if it fails again count the flashes 🙂
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Whirlpool Dishwasher AFG7560
A old washing up liquid bottle filled with hot water will usually blast it clean 😉
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch
Just an update so as no one gets the problem finding this part again 😉
Hoover/Gias have finally admitted their records are wrong for this part, 👿 and so will everyone else’s 🙁
The correct part no for the latch kit is 97920326
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Creda grill problem
🙂
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Creda grill problem
Strange that it should do it twice, all you can do is check the wiring and the energy reg. through, this is what my money would be on. 🙂
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Creda grill problem
You reconnected the wiring correctly, did you? :rolls:
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
Nice 😉
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch
Thanks guys 😉 What have I got? it looks like I am going to have to get a photo of this part 😥 the one on the machine does not have a hole in it, has no spring and pin and is held to the door inner by a metal plate and two screws.
Edit. I may have found it chaps ❗ http://shop.ukwhitegoods.co.uk/product_ … ts_id=1503
Fancy it being there 😉
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch
Nope 😥 it nota dis one eida 😕
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch
Thanks Jim
Both these part numbers come up as the same part , both wrong 😕
the latch pecker required does not have a hole through it and is made of plastic 😕maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
There are some right nutters out there, :rolls: this is the second one in recent times
Customer rings up and asks if we can attend a washer, then he advises that it is in one of his property’s and his tenant has told him that it is faulty. but he says he is not so sure, he then goes on to say “if there is nothing wrong with the machine I don’t want to pay you 😕 also I want to be there when you look at it so you don’t pull the wool over my eyes :rotl:
I advised him that firstly, he was talking out of his *rse, secondly I was not a sheep and lastly, I did not have “mug” tatood on my forehead 😉
You just can’t believe some people.
maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Belling 600x cooling fan
Thanks Martin
I didn’t. know you are a vodka and tonic type :rolls:maltheviking
ParticipantRe: Do you/Don’t you – kids only in the property.
I thought there was a law against leaving kids under a certain age in a house on there own ❓ 14 I think
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