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  • in reply to: Van signwriting #241508
    maltheviking
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    Re: Van signwriting

    Alanj wrote:Maltheviking 😯 check again, Alans van
    I used these guys and did the job myself for about £90. I think it is effective ❗ A lot less expensive than local signwriter at £300.

    Alan

    Tidy. Alan 😉

    in reply to: Another joke. #137423
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    Re: Another joke.

    Indian Student


    It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named

    Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, ‘Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.

    Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
    hand up:

    ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said.

    ‘Very good!’

    Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
    shall not perish from the Earth?’

    Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.

    ‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863’ said Chandrasekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed.

    Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
    history than you do.’

    She heard a loud whisper: ‘Feck the Indians,’

    ‘Who said that?’ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.

    ‘General Custer, 1862.’

    At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’

    The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right! Now, who said that?’

    Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
    1991.’

    Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’

    Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
    teacher , ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!’

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said ‘You little shit. If you say
    anything else, I’ll kill you.’

    Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘ Michael
    Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.’

    The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
    the floor, someone said, ‘Oh shit, we’re fecked!’

    And Chandrasekhar said quietly,

    I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007.’

    in reply to: Whirlpool Dishwasher AFG7560 #244542
    maltheviking
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    Re: Whirlpool Dishwasher AFG7560

    I presume you have managed to clear the blockage? if so try a reset, hold down extreme right button for several seconds until it clears then start a rinse prog. as normal and see if it will run, if it fails again count the flashes 🙂

    in reply to: Whirlpool Dishwasher AFG7560 #244540
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    Re: Whirlpool Dishwasher AFG7560

    A old washing up liquid bottle filled with hot water will usually blast it clean 😉

    in reply to: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch #244180
    maltheviking
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    Re: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch

    Just an update so as no one gets the problem finding this part again 😉

    Hoover/Gias have finally admitted their records are wrong for this part, 👿 and so will everyone else’s 🙁

    The correct part no for the latch kit is 97920326

    in reply to: Creda grill problem #244348
    maltheviking
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    Re: Creda grill problem

    🙂

    in reply to: Creda grill problem #244346
    maltheviking
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    Re: Creda grill problem

    Strange that it should do it twice, all you can do is check the wiring and the energy reg. through, this is what my money would be on. 🙂

    in reply to: Creda grill problem #244344
    maltheviking
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    Re: Creda grill problem

    You reconnected the wiring correctly, did you? :rolls:

    in reply to: Whats the most annoying thing customers do? #107549
    maltheviking
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    Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?

    Nice 😉

    in reply to: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch #244179
    maltheviking
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    Re: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch

    Thanks guys 😉 What have I got? it looks like I am going to have to get a photo of this part 😥 the one on the machine does not have a hole in it, has no spring and pin and is held to the door inner by a metal plate and two screws.

    Edit. I may have found it chaps ❗ http://shop.ukwhitegoods.co.uk/product_ … ts_id=1503

    Fancy it being there 😉

    in reply to: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch #244177
    maltheviking
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    Re: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch

    Nope 😥 it nota dis one eida 😕

    in reply to: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch #244175
    maltheviking
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    Re: Hoover HW6316MUK Door latch

    Thanks Jim

    Both these part numbers come up as the same part , both wrong 😕
    the latch pecker required does not have a hole through it and is made of plastic 😕

    in reply to: Whats the most annoying thing customers do? #107547
    maltheviking
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    Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?

    There are some right nutters out there, :rolls: this is the second one in recent times

    Customer rings up and asks if we can attend a washer, then he advises that it is in one of his property’s and his tenant has told him that it is faulty. but he says he is not so sure, he then goes on to say “if there is nothing wrong with the machine I don’t want to pay you 😕 also I want to be there when you look at it so you don’t pull the wool over my eyes :rotl:

    I advised him that firstly, he was talking out of his *rse, secondly I was not a sheep and lastly, I did not have “mug” tatood on my forehead 😉

    You just can’t believe some people.

    in reply to: Belling 600x cooling fan #243273
    maltheviking
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    Re: Belling 600x cooling fan

    Thanks Martin
    I didn’t. know you are a vodka and tonic type :rolls:

    in reply to: Do you/Don’t you – kids only in the property. #243244
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    Re: Do you/Don’t you – kids only in the property.

    I thought there was a law against leaving kids under a certain age in a house on there own ❓ 14 I think

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