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  • in reply to: Another joke. #137428
    maltheviking
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    Re: Another joke.

    An old man recently returned from Thailand with his new Thai bride.

    Lying in bed, the Thai bride is playing with his manhood, slowly up and down, and the old boy says

    ‘You must love that, you haven’t left it alone, since we got back.’

    The bride replied, ‘Not really, I just miss mine.’

    in reply to: Samsung On Watchdog! #248195
    maltheviking
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    Re: Samsung On Watchdog!

    I wonder if Mr Malcolm Robbins would like to make a few comments on other models and makes of white goods that are not “fit for purpose” ❓ he could get himself a full time job on watchdog :rotl:

    in reply to: Masterpart #247575
    maltheviking
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    Re: Masterpart

    OK enough time has elapsed and there does not seem to be a widespread problem.

    Just to let everyone know what it was all about.

    The file I received was rather confidential and should not have been distributed; it contained a listing of M/P’s customer base including email addresses and worse still Passwords! And yes I do recognise one or two names of UKWG’s users amongst them. 😯
    I have contacted MP over this lack of control over data protection and they were to get back to me, to date no one has. 😕
    Obviously they do not consider it of great importance 🙁 , because of this I have decided to let members of UKWG know. If you have an account with MP then certainly let them know of your displeasure and if I may suggest, CHANGE your password
    Let me hear your comments please

    in reply to: Masterpart #247574
    maltheviking
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    Re: Masterpart

    iadom wrote:No sign of it here, how do you know it came from Masterpart?

    Its an EXCEL file extension

    It can however be used to send a virus.

    Jim.
    Hi Jim Yes I know it’s excel and it’s not a virus, how do I know it’s from MP? the contents
    Mal

    in reply to: One For the Oldies… #246498
    maltheviking
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    Re: One For the Oldies…

    kwatt wrote:And by that I mean, older than me. 😉

    Does anyone know anything about a Revo Princess Cooker from the 1940’s?

    K. I do believe that this took part in the invasion of europe, I am sure it used to have gun on top :rotl:

    in reply to: Hoover AL130-01 Drum bearing change #246398
    maltheviking
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    Re: Hoover AL130-01 Drum bearing change

    aqualectric wrote:The bearing kit is the same as the Zanussi small shaft kit – 6204 and 6205 bearings and the seal measures the same. I have done quite a few of these and never needed a spider. The machine has to be dismantled by removing the timer and all components and hanging them outside the cabinet.Remove the hoses and suspension leg pins. I then attach my winch to the drum assembly and lift it out of the cabinet. The drum then splits like a Zanussi Nexus and the bearing removal / refitting is identical.
    Labour intensive job – the winch makes it a lot easier. Allow yourself a good amount of time – it’s not the quickest bearing job. Nonetheless, not too difficult!! 😉

    Steve.
    Thanks Chris and Steve

    Mmmm bit of a cleft stick situation I thinks 😕 I wouldn’t be happy doing the bearings without a spider (back to my Hotpoint days) it would be sods law to open up the drum and find that it required one 😳 more delay in the repair time. I wonder why the spider fixings arn’t listed?

    in reply to: Diplomat ADP 8242 #245968
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    Re: Diplomat ADP 8242


    😆

    in reply to: cheek! #245891
    maltheviking
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    Re: cheek!

    johnnyj wrote:I got in with a couple of letting agencys and was a bit worried at 1st about payment, although a little bit slow to pay i’ve had no trouble.

    10{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of my business is through letting agents, love em all, good payers. Give them a promt efficient service, they appreciate that as they are getting grief of tennants. Give em no problems and you get plenty of work 😉

    in reply to: Diplomat ADP 8242 #245964
    maltheviking
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    Re: Diplomat ADP 8242

    Not being cheeky, but have you tried cleaning the food stuffs of the crockery before putting them in the d/w? :rolls: a labrador makes an excellent d/w pre-wash 😆

    in reply to: cheek! #245889
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    Re: cheek!

    Unless they pointed this out to you in the first place then I would present a further invioce for the stress, say 20{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} should do 😉

    in reply to: Boyo it’s tough being Welsh? #245845
    maltheviking
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    Re: Boyo it’s tough being Welsh?

    gegsy off line or what?

    in reply to: Boyo it’s tough being Welsh? #245843
    maltheviking
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    Re: Boyo it’s tough being Welsh?

    Martin wrote:Rhod Gilbert, one of the few good things to come out of Wales :rotl:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaWX1cc8xNk
    And what about “slate”

    in reply to: Computer nerd required #243169
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    Re: Computer nerd required

    trusted wrote:

    maltheviking wrote:
    Thanks guys for the help 😉
    I have finally gone for the Mesh, http://tinyurl.com/2ff9lt

    For some reason I am unable to get this url to work. Have you any more info please.

    Just clicked on it and it wen’t straight there 😕 Maybe you need a Mesh Alan 😆

    Do you ever come accross a Dave Sharples in that neck of the wood, Alan?

    in reply to: Computer nerd required #243167
    maltheviking
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    Re: Computer nerd required

    Thanks guys for the help 😉
    I have finally gone for the Mesh, http://tinyurl.com/2ff9lt
    with xp pro, better the devil you know!
    I am quite impressed with the system so far, it has only hung twice, switch off and then back on and it’s back into life

    The speed of this system is blinding, I am sure it knows what I am going to do before I do, bit like the wife really 😆
    One dislike is a black keyboard 🙁 I suppose someone thought it cool to design it in black but my old eyes ain’t what they used to be and I now have to have a lamp to see what I am typing 🙁

    in reply to: Another joke. #137425
    maltheviking
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    Re: Another joke.

    Burial At Sea

    Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise.

    They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick says,
    ‘Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?’

    Paddy slips over the side only to find himself standing in water up
    to his knees. ‘Dis’ll never do, Mick. Let’s row some more.’

    After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again but the
    water is only up to his belly, so they row on.

    Again Mick asks Paddy, ‘Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out Paddy?’

    Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says,
    ‘No dis’ll neva do.’ The water was only up to his chest.

    So on they row and row and row and finally Paddy slips over the
    side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is
    really getting himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the
    surface gasping for breath.

    ‘Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?’

    ‘Aye it ’tis, hand me da shovel.’

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