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Re: More Hotpoint rubbish.
iadom wrote: I can give you the ladys address if you want to run your hands over it. 😆
Jim.
Ooooh Matron 😯
Re: Signatures?
I get it!
You mean we can deliver subliminal messages to the unsuspecting readers from our signatures.A cunning stunt if you can pull it off 😆 😆 😆
Steve
Re: You must be CORGI registered to work on gas!!!
I did gas repair work for 10 years and jumped through all the hoops as required to keep the corgi reg and the lucrative manufacturer contract that came with it.
Only got about 20 calls a year to faulty gas appliances,mostly reported as gas leaks which were always down to the installer not doing the job right.
Passing the assessments was always hard work as I had to learn it all again every 5 years so that I could answer questions about things I knew nothing about and would never come across until the next assessment.
The point is that at the assessment I was always the first to finish and go home because I had done the homework and could recite the gas regs like the Koran and many of the other guys needed coaching to get through the interrogation stage.
Acop certification in my opinion is like a car MOT.ONLY VALID ON THE DAY OF ISSUE
and is only worth the paper on which it is written.
I can and do fit elements to dual fuel cookers and would defend any challenge to my competence to do so.Steve
Re: Another joke.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man.He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
‘I’m sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet? ‘‘No,’ she replies. . . . .
‘You just happened to catch my eye.’ 😆 😆 😆
Re: Signatures?
Martin wrote:
…and the grammer and spelling has much to be desired too. 8)What’s a grammer? :rolls:
Steve
Re: Yellow Pages
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:31 am
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I’ve got a different referance (i.e TP1, YEL!1 YEL2) on every ad I place and every customer who rings I ask about the referance . And the results are:
Yel1,2
Reccomends and repeat custom
PB1,2 (phonebook)…
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TP1
Guess what happened to Tomsons this year……finallyTC
But its Thursday!
How can you post with Fridays date?Re: Whirpool Tumble Dryer AWZ541 burnt insulation / wiring
If the heat has damaged the wiring you will need to strip the insulation back until you get to clean bright copper otherwise your crimps won’t last long.
You may even have replace some of the wires if they are not long enough.
BTW the element that comes with stats and wiring is for the vented dryer. AWZ541 is condensing and is a different element. 😉Steve
Re: Lucrative Dishasher Money going west
Kenwood,
White Westinghouse,
Matsui,
Baumatic (one)
Plus a few more nondescript brands.Steve
Re: Lucrative Dishasher Money going west
kwatt wrote:
I think I may also have some step-by-step guides to the Chinese ones.
K.Step 1. Walk away.
No matter how well you repair them they continue to go wrong and when the customer eventually throws it out some of the blame will be attributed to “That bloody repair man” 😈
Steve
Re: Hotpoint BF41 dishwasher
Try the Brandt version available from Connect 😈
Ref:5031686089084 less than half the price.Steve
Re: Who Makes Matsui Dishwasher
The spares are very cheap.
Just as well ‘cos you’ll need lots of them. 😈Steve
Re: ISE2 stickey labels.
http://cpc.farnell.com/jsp/search/brows … stid=95490
Don’t know if its any good but what it says on the tin etc. 😉
Steve
Re: Language Class. How to speak customerish
25. Sorry its a mess I haven’t had time to tidy up after the kids.
Means- I haven’t cleaned the kitchen for a month.
Steve
Re: $10 Callout Fee – service 24/7
Martin wrote:Would you be available 24/7 and only charge £5 callout?
If you live & work in LA then you’ve got real competition from these guys…..
http://www.kozykom.com/priceswarranties.htm
Read it twice and it looks like you only get an estimate for your $10 which is refunded if you get the work done.
One step up from the free estimates you can get from the classifieds in every local newspaper here in the UK :rolls:
Steve
