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Re: forum sponsors

Thanks Phil,

Missed you at the DASA meeting( it was very quiet )
I was told you had a previous engagement, Who was she and do we know her husband?

Regards

John

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Re: THAT WILL BE THE DAEWOO

Thanks Dave,

How did you find this part on connections?
When I go into mediator it does not show me Daewoo as a manufacturer they sell parts for.

John

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Re: UK Whitegoods Meeting 4 – Feb 05

I’m pretty sure I can get a digital projector and screen if you have a problem getting one. My better half works for a management training company and I am sure I could “aquire” one for the weekend

John

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Re: THAT WILL BE THE DAEWOO

Hi Dave,

I have not seen the stat but it is an air temp stat

f you have one I will take it.

thanks

John

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Re: THAT WILL BE THE DAEWOO

Thanks Dave,

Looked on connect and could not see any Daewoo parts. I need a fridge stat for model ERF340M

Will phone cpc in the morining if all else fails

John

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Re: Sean In The War Room

Since Del brought the topic of volvo’s up I thought I would part with these,

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Del is in his new Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone,

“honey”, she says in a worried voice, “Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunitic is driving the wrong way down the motorway”,

“It’s worse than that!”, Del replies, “There are hundreds of them!”
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Del drives his new Volvo into a service station during a days work. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical manner.
“How are ya, today?”

Del says fine, bends down to pick up the pump and two golf tees fall out of his shirt pocket on to the ground.

“What are they, Son?” says the attendant.

“They are called tees,” replies Del.

“What are they for?” inquires the attendant.

“They’re for putting my balls on while I’m driving,” says Del.

“Lord Jesus” says the attendant. “them boys at Volvo thinks of fuckin everytin!”

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kwatt wrote:
Anyway, the people in here are all trusted John and that’s why it is here, so we can talk freely without the usual burdens in the main forumsK.

So does that mean I can talk about you a Kevin sharing a bedroom on friday night.

John

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Re: Sean In The War Room

My first day in the war room and have spent most of it catching up and would like to quote from a famous Welsh based poet called Del of Anglesey who I think has nailed the essence of this forum in one of his many literary offerings.

John

Quote
“It would appear that this hiden section of my beloved ukwhitegoods is nothing more than a den of iniquity.
filled with conspiritors, antagonist’s and foul mouthed trade terrorist’s, who’s singular ambition it would seem, is to deprive poor manufacturers and thier associated network’s of thier vice like grip on unequitable rates, poor terms and conditions, bullying tactic’s, obsceen spares pricing, and general tosspot attitude to anyone other than themselves.

I am of course, mortified to think that such a section could possibly be allowed to exist. I can only say in my somewhat shocked and perplexed state is………………………………………………………”

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Re: Johnmac will love this…

Shows you how busy I am, just noticed this one.

Got this one from someone last year and fell about laughing. Only a select few on here will understand though. I have some similar ones hiding somewhere on my pc at home so I will post them once found.

John

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kwatt wrote:John,

Can you get any pictures of the stuff and a list of the common things from the chap that we’ll use?

If I can get some pics we can fire them up in here.

K.

Sorry Ken,

Just noticed your post. Will ask him tomorrow when I see him.

John

Just noticed on the quote that some of the kit is manufactured by “Dickies” I will find out the catalogue numbers and post them tomorrow. Link to there website is http://www.dickies-uk.co.uk/workwear/categories.asp

John

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Re: Workwear Deal

Just a short follow up, spoke to the dealer today and he will come back to me tomorrow with a slightly different price structure, the reason being that the price given was for my polo shirts with my company details.

The new price ( which won’t be much difference either way ) will be for the polo shirts to have the UKWG logo and UKWHITEGOODS.COM on the garments, then all you have to pay extra is for your own artwork and embroidery if you require it.

John

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Re: Kevin’s Boudoir

Martin wrote:he did catch me on a good day 😆 Martin

C’mon Martin, you should put at the bottom of this post what Ken puts on some of the front page stories.

“This article is personal comment and opinion only by Martin and not indicative of any other person or organisation’s views ” 😀 😀

John

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Re: BRA WIRE

Had a very similar situation about 4 years ago. Called to a customer with a 3 month old washer dryer complaining of noise, spun the drum by hand and told lady of the house it was a bra wire. Lady of the house then said that this was impossible as she did not wear underwired bras so I said it must be her daughters, she replied that her daughter didn’t wear them also. So jokingly I said maybe you husband cross dresses when you are not home and was greeted by stoney silence.

Took the heater out and found 11 bra wires, yes 11 in total. Showed them to the lady and she said they must have been put there in the factory!!!!

About 8 days later got a call from the manufacturers customer care dept saying that the woman had wrote in complaining about me calling her husband a cross dresser.

😈 You get them all in this job 😈

John

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Penguin45 wrote:Do we get a choice of colours?Chris.

Yes, pretty comprehensive range by the looks ofi it.

32″ waist, C’mon, I saw you throwing back the pints at UKWG3 😆 😆

John

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kwatt wrote:John, do they do shirts as well?

K.

As far as I can see they do everything in every colour.

They have a showroom full of all kinds of corporate wear, work wear and safety gear.

John

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