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helo_75 wrote:peel the door seal back, ull see it… obviously check ts tight
Don’t go to daft tightening it up, there aint much cement in them 😥 it’ll just crack if you do :rolls: there again it could be one of the metal ones 😳
Re: Hotpoint WD61…No Heat during tumble?
Check the dryer heater wiring for “chaffing” where it is fastened to the motor. 😉
Re: Another joke.
Camilla bought herself a pair of new shoes for her wedding to Charles, They got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day wore on..
When night came and all the festivities were finally over they retired to their room where Camilla flopped onto the bed and said.
‘Please, Charles my darling would you help me to remove my shoes, My feet are killing me!’..And being the ever-obedient gentleman, and the Prince of Wales he attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge an inch..
‘Harder darling!’, Yelled Camilla..
‘Harder!,’ Charles cried out, “I’m trying as hard as I can darling, but it’s just so bloody tight!..’
‘Come on my hero!, give it all you’ve got!’ She cried out..
Finally, when it did release, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed.
‘There!, Oh, God, That feels so good!..’
In their own bedroom next door, The Queen said to Prince Phillip..
‘See?, I told you with a face like that she would still be a virgin!!..’
Meanwhile as Charles tried to remove Camilla’s left shoe, He cried out.
‘Oh My God Darling! This one is even tighter!..’
At this point Prince Phillip looked at the Queen and said.
‘That’s my boy! Once a Sailor, always a Sailor!..’
Re: Another joke.
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.’Mum’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?
”Not yet,’ she replied
Re: Wax in Bosch SGS43A42UK/01 dishwasher
Martin wrote:What is is with the north east of England and candles anyway? Is the place over-run with karma thinking Buddhists sitting crossed legged in a circle burning candles? Or maybe the authorities there have implemented a ban on incandescent lightbulbs already?:? 😉 🙂
Electricity’s been cut off 😆
Re: Refrigeration Tech books
gegsy wrote:Excellent link that Martyn :tup: very informative.
GregIll second that Gegsy 😉 Iv’e done fridge work for 30 years and it’s got a few things that I wasn’t up to speed on
Re: Hotpoint WD420
Thanks Johnnyj
It be a new module and eeprom then cos I can’t get the software to re- program 😥Re: SOAPY DISHWASHER
Tablets every time and not just cheap ones, my dishwasher starts to “grunt” 😯 When you open the door “it’s frothy man”, it usually trickles down the front and trips my RCD 🙁 It never happened with powders 😥 It’s a 27 year old Hotpoint (Bosch) by the way 😉
SL wrote:This Police Magazine thing is a con, I had the same phone call in Jan 2008 past, it was a very well spoken gent.
I asked him to send out more information but nothing arrived, then in Feb 2008, news broke in press that this was a con and the Police had nothing to do with it..
A few years ago we received a phone call from a company who said they were Police printers and could they have five minutes of our time. My wife took the call and she proceeded to ask a few questions back to them, how long have you been printing for the Police? etc. The answers given were very convincing and my wife said “can you give a contact no.” as we would like to think about it,which she was given. With this number in hand she proceeded to advice the chap that she worked for **** Police and she was head of several dept’s and that she had never heard of them! and that she would pass ther phone no. onto the Fraud squad.
It turned out this company had printed a Diary for the Police golf section. 😆
We never got another call of them again, can’t understand why.Re: pathfinder
aclarke wrote:
pathfinder😕 Isn’t that will be Barnes Wallace and his bouncing bombs 😆
Re: Wax in Bosch SGS43A42UK/01 dishwasher
Heavens it must be Bosch owners, I had the same problem, silly *ow had put half a dozen candles into wash. She apologised profusely, I did think of asking her if she was from Essex but thought better of it
:rolls: It took 3 visits to get it finally cleaned out (chargeable of course)Re: FDW60
You will have to get down and dirty 😆 and identify what’s buzzing, check for earth leakage.
Re: Another joke.
A coulpe are on holiday in the the Holy land when she suddenly dies.
The tour operators are very sympathetic and put things in gear.
They ask the poor chap if he can afford to take her home as it would cost several thousand pounds to do so, the other option would be to have her burried there which would only cost a few hundred pounds.
After deep thought the chap says I had better take her home, I do remember a certain person died here a while back only to be brought back to life after three days, I just can’t take the risk.
