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  • in reply to: Another joke. #137343
    maltheviking
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    Re: Another joke.

    Dont know if this one’s be posted before,

    What do women and dog turds have in common?

    The older they are the easier they are to pick up 😆

    in reply to: Belling D/W #214688
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    Re: Belling D/W

    I may be wrong Jim but I think Hotpoint bought some of these in and re-badged, can’t think of the model though

    in reply to: St Elmo’s fire on plane engine #214260
    maltheviking
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    Re: St Elmo’s fire on plane engine

    Simon46 wrote:On take off from Heraklion yesterday morning flying through thunderstorm happened to notice green blue glow 😯 on top of engine whilst in dark cloud. Has anybody else seen this or was it too many Raki’s?

    Regards
    Simon

    Bit of a storm wasn’t it?……….. St Elmo’s?……… it was ME 🙁 lying in my sick bed not knowing if to “stick” a cork up, or heave another technicolored yawn, 😥 hope you kept clear of it Simon. We lost 4 out of 7 days with it 😥 Staying at hope next holls 😥 😥 😥

    in reply to: 9600 TOP LOADER BRAKE LEVER #213508
    maltheviking
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    Re: 9600 TOP LOADER BRAKE LEVER

    🙂

    in reply to: Homark 01801101 FEV172F #213620
    maltheviking
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    Re: Homark 01801101 FEV172F

    Thanks Chris 😉

    in reply to: 9600 TOP LOADER BRAKE LEVER #213506
    maltheviking
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    Re: 9600 TOP LOADER BRAKE LEVER

    I might be able to dig up a second hand one, but you will have to wait a week as I am off on hols. Let me know. 😉
    Mal

    in reply to: Speed Queen #212620
    maltheviking
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    Re: Speed Queen

    Speed Queen? I can remember a “Speed King” by Deep Purple 8)

    in reply to: Is it just me or is anyone else quiet? #414192
    maltheviking
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    Re: Has it gone a bit quiet or is it just me?

    Simon46 wrote:Amoudara. My knackered knees need greasing with olive oil 😆 .

    S.Nearly booked there! enjoy your hols and have a beer/raki 😥 on me. Watch out with that olive, popeye tends to get a bit upset 😆
    M

    in reply to: Is it just me or is anyone else quiet? #414190
    maltheviking
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    Re: Has it gone a bit quiet or is it just me?

    Simon46 wrote:See you there next week 😉

    S.“Panormos” would be the place, if you want to buy me a beer 😉

    in reply to: spain #212735
    maltheviking
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    Re: spain

    Tony If you decide to go, can you buy somewhere near a golf course then I can come and visit you 😉
    Mal

    in reply to: Ignis ADL347 syphoning #213056
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    Re: Ignis ADL347 syphoning

    Simon46 wrote:Got this one which is draining as it fills.could not get access to waste as five hungry looking alsations near waste pipe. unit fills starts washing then circ pump runs out of water. start light flashes continuously as if NTC one flash fault. would syphoning fault cause this or is it faulty ntc as well?

    Regards
    Simon

    Firstly borrow a high powered rifle for those dogs, or walk away.
    Check to see that it aint got a leak, had a similar problem last week, vermin had eaten through a hose, there is probably a good chance those bloody dogs will have damaged the drain.

    What sort of customer leaves five dogs around when they have asked you to call? Risk assesment? 😉 you get bitten and it’s a visit to the A/E for a Tetanus jab 😥

    in reply to: Is it just me or is anyone else quiet? #414187
    maltheviking
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    Re: Has it gone a bit quiet or is it just me?

    Not to bad up here but calls a bit slow which is always the norm this time of year. Just watch it will go mental next week when I am off to Crete 8) Ahhhh cold beer and hot women 😉


    As long as he’s just looking!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mrs Viking) :rolls:

    in reply to: Fiber Glass Matting Repairs to Plastic Outer Tubs? #212349
    maltheviking
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    Re: Fiber Glass Matting Repairs to Plastic Outer Tubs?

    Penguin45 wrote:G-G-G-Granvilles PetroPutty is wonderful stuff………

    Chris.

    How many “p,p,p,p,p,p’s” in that penguin 😆

    in reply to: Help Pls #212388
    maltheviking
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    Re: Help Pls

    Hi Mac
    Sorry to here of your troubles, bit of a problem in this trade. I have severe arthritis in my big toes, so bad I have to have them operated on to have the joints “fused “together, unfortunatly being self employed I cannot risk taking upto a year out of business to have it done 😥 so I just get on with the pain 😥 bit of a bugger though when you drop a drum spider on them 😥

    What I can suggest to you is to get plenty of exercise into the joints. I have been taking “cod liver capsules” and “Glucosamine/ Chrondroitin” tablets for several years, both are readily available from the supermarkets or you could by bulk from the likes of
    WWW. simplysupplements.co.uk

    Mal

    in reply to: News….Indesit descaler sales rocket #211654
    maltheviking
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    Re: News….Indesit descaler sales rocket

    Yep it’s true to form in this area, customer rings Hot/Ind. with d/w problems, immediately talked into buying two packs of cleaner, what a scam, bloody spaghetti munchers. I suppose it beats the old Hoover? scam of years ago, engineers selling christmas tree’s 😉 or was it Servis 😕

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