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Re: whirlpool t/loader
johnmac11 wrote:
IIRC the “top hat washer” is not available as a spare part, comes as part of the motor 😈
John
Got a couple of these things lying around.
Consequence of never throwing anything away.
Never seem to need one though 8)
But I will gladly exchange them for pints of the black stuff at Sibson 😆Steve
Re: Funny Customer Names !
fraggle wrote:any help pronouncing this one folks….
MR S RAMASUBRAHMANIYAN
SIR! 😆
Steve
Re: Puzzle Adventure
Life is too short for this.
I can hear the cry of a bottle of CNDP saying open me :drunk:Steve
Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
Looking for customer’s house ,Honeysuckle Cottage.
Drive up and down the road,can’t see name plate or any honeysuckle for that matter.
Rang customer for help.”You can’t miss it,white five bar gate on the left”.
Still couldn’t find it so rang again.
“If you look at the house numbers we are in between numbers 15 & 19”
“So You live at number 17 then?”
“Well yes actually”
Bit tongue firmly,fixed diswasher,added £10 to the bill for being a tw@t 😈Steve
Re: Kitchenfitters tricks!
B/I dishwasher wouldn’t come out after removing all the screws.
Wound all four legs up still no joy.
Gave it an almighty tug (after getting customers permission) only to find it had been screwed into the units from inside before the worktops had been fitted :eeek:
Then there’s the countless decor doors stuck on with NO NAILS !!!!
The manufacturers do the installation instructions in picture format now for the benefit of illiterate installers but they still manage to c0ck it up!Steve
Re: Another joke.
A man and woman went to a restaurant and the lady wanted the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip from the tank for her main course.
The waiter took the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip to the kitchen and gave it to the french chef jervaisse.
As he raised the cleaver to chop off its head, it looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said “please dont kill me” and he couldn’t.
So he called over the german washer up Hans and told him to kill the squid.
As Hans raised the cleaver to chop off its head the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said
“please dont kill me” and Hans couldn’t do it either.The moral of the story is that Hans that do dishes can be as soft as jervaisse with a mild green hairy lipped squid!!!!
SteveRe: Another joke.
Went to the doctor the other day and he told me I was colour blind.
The news came like a bolt from the green! 🙂Steve
Re: sat nav
maltheviking wrote:Followed a foreign HGV for ten miles up an unclassified road the other day 👿 , dickhead ended up with 20 odd vehicles trailing behind him, he eventually pulled over and when I got past him he was happily tapping on his navsat. That wasn’t’ his biggest problem, I knew the road and there was no way he could get much further along it
Wasn’t Hungarian was he?
There was one in the news this week and they had to lift his truck out with a crane when he got stuck between two buildings on a single track road. 😈Steve
Re: Free Call-Out Charges – Good business sense?
An old quote but still true nevertheless
It’s unwise to pay too much, but it’s unwise to pay too little.
When you pay too much you lose a little money, that is all. When you pay too little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing you bought was incapable of doing the thing you bought it to do.The common law of business balance prohibits paying a little and getting a lot. It can’t be done. If you deal with the lowest bidder, it’s well to add something for the risk you run and if you do that, you will have enough to pay for something better.
John Ruskin (1819 – 1900)
SteveRe: I’ve got a samsung fridge and its wonderfull!!!
If we’re having a what never goes wrong thread I nominate my Whirlpool ARG498 (proper) American side by side fridge freezer.
Plugged it in in 1998 and haven’t even had to change a light bulb.
But then again they don’t make them like that any more do they 😈 😈Steve
Re: Whirlpool T/L 3RLSQ8000JQ1 HELP!!
I make that 4 capacitors,1 motor,1 gearbox and a timer to come. 😯
Surely a new machine would cost lessSteve
Re: Another joke.
Delia Smith’s cookery tips
Delia’s Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.The Real Woman’s Way
Just suck the ice-cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.Delia’s Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.The Real Woman’s Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.Delia’s Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.The Real Woman’s Way
Tesco’s sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.Delia’s Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s cooking, drop in a potato slice.The Real Woman’s Way
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”Delia’s Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.The Real Woman’s Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it??Delia’s Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.The Real Woman’s Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and drop in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have a headache, but you won’t give a sh!t.Delia’s Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.The Real Woman’s Way
Why do I have a man?And finally, the most important tip……….
Delia’s Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice-cubes for future use in casseroles.The Real Woman’s Way
Left-over wine???? Hellllooooooo!!!!!
SteveRe: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
richardable wrote:just started into this amazing line of employment.
Welcome to the madhouse 🙂
Steve
