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Re: Another joke.
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says “Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?”
The Jelly Baby says “No mate, I’m a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in.”
So Smartie says “Don’t worry about it, I’m a bit of a hard case, I’ll look after you.”
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says “Fair enough, as long as you’ll look after me”, and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in.
As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh.
After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says “I thought you were going to look after me.”
“I was!” says Smartie, “But those Lockets are f***ing menthol…Re: Setting the Salt “Dial” on a Bosch Dishwasher
Hi
Check your email for the salt information. The manual is available as a spare p/no 513711 available form spares@ukwhitegoods.co.uk if required.Greg
Re: Wet washing after cycles finish
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Try this link also it may give you further insight http://www.ukwhitegoods.co.uk/modules.p … ge&pid=116Greg
Re: Customers love to share!
cornwell40 wrote:They’ll be eating garlic bread next.
GARLIC BREAD……..Ive tasted it,its the future 😀
Greg
Re: ISE and Beko: cycle times, noise levels
TerriJones wrote:…….. Do you guys have a figure, however rough, for the ISE at 40 degrees? (Many TIA.)
Hi Terri
40C Cottons app 125 mins
40C Intensive app 160 mins
40C Synthetics app 105 mins
40C Delicates app 70 mins
40C Woollens app 55 minsHope that clarifies that part for you.
Greg
Re: Neff U1421 Oven
Hi Tony
Thank you for coming back to us. Its nice to know the end results most times we get no update, which is a shame.
Thanks again.Regards
Greg
Re: Does anyone have a Neff B1482 oven?
muttsnuts wrote:Hi Simon – yes I’ve been there but they don’t do an English version. 🙁
Hi
It appears that this appliance may have been made for the european market.
The part number for the manual is 591651, it doesn’t say its English 😕 but you are in Germany so you may have to send to UK for it 😕Greg
Re: Bosch WFT8440GB/01 washer drier fill fault.
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I usually do from front (no comments Jim or Chris 😀 ) its a fiddle at best and a nightmare at worst.Greg
Re: Bosch HBN56M550 Double Oven smells of paraffin
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Have you used any oven cleaner ie – Mr Muscle 😥 ?Greg
Re: bosch dishwasher door weight
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Turn screw to the right (clockwise) to tension, ie- compensate the weight, which will bring the door up quicker and to the left (anticlockwise) to make it drop down harder.Greg
Re: bosch dishwasher door weight
nomadPaul wrote:Does your dishwasher have a decor door and is it fitted ? Without the weight of the fitted outer decor door , you will get a very strong door return which eases when the decor door is fitted
Excellent point, hadn’t thought of that :tup:
GregRe: bosch dishwasher door weight
Hi WOB
Those screws left and right in the base corners are the only way to tension the door springs. Turning these will tension the respective tensions of each side.Greg
Re: Problemo
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Given the information supplied I must guide you to use an engineer from the link below.shouldntitbegoinground wrote:I removed the inlet valve and connected up with water and lickle bit of electric.
…..Golly gosh,bet there going to be plenty tellings offs for playing with electric stuffWe advise that Live testing is not to be undertaken, but does anyone read http://www.ukwhitegoods.co.uk/modules.p … pic&t=4357 at the top of the forum 😕 :rolls:
Regards
Greg
