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Re: connect having a laugh, again
TELL wrote:I found Q/Tex are knocking spots off their prices.
Ditto 8)
Re: ISE10 – VTD belt
Twas the belt 😯
Reason? The machine was full of mouse droppings, but I didn’t find any chew marks on the belt!
Didn’t have a 1970H, but the 1975H that I fit had it running sweeeeeeet 😀
Electrue – BLT7699
Hope this is OK?
Re: Forumers who are proud of their shop!
Ha, I found a picture…
Like most of our friends/rivals, we should get rid of the shop and just work from home, but there’s no mortgage or town centre rates, so it makes a good stock room 🙂
Re: Forumers who are proud of their shop!
Ditto Bazza, but imagine it in the front of a tiny terrace house in a delapidated northern town, and cover everything in dust!
Re: Baumatic products.
A genuine Hoover element fits at half the price.
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Fagor motor, very cheap, again part number 2mo
1170000032 not Fagor, I meant Flavel 😕
Re: Miele pump handle :/
Just ordered one off Miele yesterday. Hopefully twill be here pretty quick 😕
Thanks for the replies tho guys 😀
Re: Another joke.
Just found this and cryed with laughter 😆
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After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
“Who the hell are you?”, demanded Brian, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”
The mysterious man answered, “This isn’t your bedroom, and I’m St Peter”.
Brian was stunned. “You mean I’m dead? That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family…. you’ve got to send me back straight away.”
St Peter replied, “Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.”
Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. “This ain’t so bad,” he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, “So you’re the new hen. How are you enjoying your first day here?“It’s not so bad,” replied Brian, “but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m about to explode.”
“You’re ovulating,” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before.”
“Never,” replied Brian.
“Well, just relax and let it happen.” And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him… ever!!!
The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting…
“Brian! Wake up, you drunk b***ard, you’re sh*tting the bed!”
Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
“Oh my God! Are those Maggots?”
“Yeah, but they’re dead maggots!”
Hundreds of them. All around the washer 🙁
One of those houses where you wipe your feet on the way out.
Re: Bosch SGS45E68GB/68 Dishwasher
Round here (with our soft water) I get lots of Bosch DW with a blocked fill matrix/pressure system/main feed pipe.
Main culprit is usually the main feed pipe from the pressure system into the sump.
Whip the side panel off and see if it’s black instead of see-through.
HTH
Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
Today dishwasher nightmare was the usual though….
“Wow, that smells! Saying that, it did breakdown full of water about 2 months ago.”
Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
I keep getting customers that think pouring bleach into a dishwasher will make it start emptying again!
Then of course, you’ve got a dishwasher full of water and bleach to deal with :rolls:
