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Re: Another joke.
Bloke walks into a pub and has a look around, the pubs empty except for this old bloke sitting on a bar stool. Hello says the old chap, how are you, very well thank you. Barman arrives and says yes sir what can I get you? I’l have pint please and get the old gentleman a drink on me, seems to be a very pleasant old chap?
Barman replies, ” that old sod”, what do you mean says the chap?
barman says “that old sod comes in here every night buys half a pint, stays until closing and then takes the best looking bird in the place home. every night.
Don’t believe you says the chap, the old gentleman must be 80 at least and he’s no Steve McQeen in the looks is he?
barman says “it’s true, he just sits there all night licking his eyebrows and then walks out with some gorgeous bird” don’t know how he does it.Re: Another joke.
Bloke walks into the pub and gets himself as pint, when he gets his money out of his pocket a aerosol tin falls to the floor, landlord says “what that then” punter says “crocodile repellant, landlord bursts out laughing ands says “there’s no crocodiles around here”……….. Good stuff in it? replies the punter
“The old ones are the best”Re: Another joke.
Bird walks into a tatooist’s and says I wan’t to have a couple of tatoo’s on my buttocks as a suprise for my huby. The tatoosist asks her what she had in mind, she replied “something nice maybe butterflies” don’t do butterflies said the tatooist. So she says how about a couple of nice humming birds? don’t do them either said that tatooist. Good god she says, “what do you do”
Tattoist replies I do good “bees”, she thinks to herself “buzz buzz” yeah that could be alright., so she agrees to have them done.That night when the huby comes home from work, she says “darling I have got a little suprise for you” what is it he askes and she informs him that she has had a couple of tattoos on her buttocks just for him, lets have a look then he says and she promptly drops her draws. Huby has one look as says “BoB who the *uck is BoB?”
Re: Don’t you just love it when……
Martin wrote:………
Why do plumbers put stopcocks in goddam awkward places anyway? Don’t they have brains?Nope, we have old saying up here that is used in the building trade. “Plumbers are just labourers that have had their brains bashed out” 😆
It pees me off when customers call me plumber 👿
Re: Diplomat ADP 8902 overflowing, but no leak can be found
Was the guy a plumber or an appliance engineer? You should be able to ask him back without being charged again after all it’s the same fault and his work should be guarenteed :rolls: at the worst it could be a continuation of labour.
MRe: sat nav
Followed a foreign HGV for ten miles up an unclassified road the other day 👿 , richardhead ended up with 20 odd vehicles trailing behind him, he eventually pulled over and when I got past him he was happily tapping on his navsat. That wasn’t’ his biggest problem, I knew the road and there was no way he could get much further along it and there was only a couple of places that he might get turned around 🙂 he would have to go back nearly 15 miles to get on the right road.:rotl: I might have got out and advised him if he hadn’t held me up for so long 😈 That’s nav sat for you :rolls:
Re: Whirlpool T/L 3RLSQ8000JQ1 HELP!!
Timer trying to reverse motor at the wrong time? Gearbox seizing? It seems that the Cap. is under strain, motor running on start windings longer than it should?
MRe: The cheek of the bloke!
Martin wrote:
Changing the subject (slightly) if I may? I stopped in a lay-by (oh a while back now) to answer my phone and as I’m chatting to my customer happened to spot a Creda Tumble Dryer had been ‘fly-tipped’ in the ditch next to the litter bin…….…….that dryer had my sticker on the front!!!!!! :rotl:
Hope it didn’t have a recent date on it :rotl:
Used stickers for the last 17 years, made a fortune out of them 😉 You know how some customers seem to forget who repaired their washer five years ago and then see the grubby sticker still on the front, bingo :rolls: I have stuck em on the front and only had one or two ask me to stick em elsewhere, oooooooh matron 😆
Re: Hotpoint Dishwasher Module
CDS wrote:Hi
Does anybody know the bosch equivelant for the Hotpoint module part number: 1801972, which is for a DWF34P.
Many Thanks
Jamie
Not sure there is one Jamie, but don’t quote me 😉 I am sure that someone may come up with it, if there is it’s a good chance it would be cheaperRe: Static shock
rocker wrote:Cheers for your advice gents, sadly I do not own a earth loop tester as they are expensive, I gather some of you must own these.
Cheers John.Cheaper than an inquest 😳 , there are some good ones on Eb*y. If you get one have it calibrated and checked as with the rest of your test gear 😉 and find out how to use it safely 😉
MRe: Whirlpool T/L 3RLSQ8000JQ1 HELP!!
CARLJONESDAR wrote:HELP!
Called out to this machine, not spinning motor humming. Changed capacitor (2nd hand) and left machine working ok.
Had to call back next day as machine not spinning again. Same fault motor humming, capacitor had been cooked . Changed capacitor again (new this time) and left machine working.
Called back again! same fault, capacitor cooked. Replaced motor and capacitor and again left machine working.
Called back again today, same fault capacitor cooked.
What am I missing?
Anyone have any ideas
Have you checked the supply voltage?
Re: Hotpoint WMA interlock
Martin wrote:
maltheviking wrote:
as I said, the Hot. interlock has terminals, 234., the Ari/Ind uses terms. 123……and all Mal wants to know is the terminal configuration? Switching the plugs around is not an option without knowing which terminal is LIVE COMMON & NEUTRAL….right Mal? 😉
Now Martin, you have gone and let the secret out :rolls: 😉Re: Hotpoint WMA interlock
Apex wrote:Is this pdf file for the interlock you are referring to?
Yes, fig3 is the new type. As I said the plug is now reversed as in the PDF.
Both the Hotpoint and Ari/Ind use this Rold type now except as I said, the Hot. interlock has terminals, 234., the Ari/Ind uses terms. 123
M
