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Re: An Age Thing.
NWAR wrote:
bazza500 wrote:
I`m 21………….And here was me thinking that it was only Goatboy (13 1/2) and myself (29 on Wednesday) who were under 30.
Someones telling porkies…………. No way can goatboy be 13 1/2
kwatt wrote: is anyone interested in a refrigeration training module?
K.
I did a refrigeration course with Ellis training years ago but could certainly do with a refresher especially on system faults. I`ve never gassed a fridge since the course.
Re: Project X
kheath wrote:Also from today its quite possible we will have new interest from a new “flyer” we are selectively targeting to businesses, in areas we need agents.
KevinI was under the impression I was on Repair@ and had filled in the projectX form for my area but I just got a flyer this morning.
How selective is your selective targeting? 🙂
Can you confirm that my details are recorded for my area for both repairs@ and project x.
Thanks Bazza
Re: UKW Feb 2006
kwatt wrote:a three course evening meal for £15
K.Don`t you just know it`s going to be something “ding” 😀
But I`m hoping to get to this oneRe: ZAN ZWF1630W Error code?
Can`t find E50 but E51 is motor power supply triac short circuited. causes pcb faulty, earth leak from motor or motor wiring
Re: another joke.
An Irishman applies for a job,but the foreman won’t employ him until he
passes a little maths test.
“Here’s your first question, the foreman said.
“Without using numbers,represent the number 9.”
“Without numbers?” the Irishman says, “Dat is easy.” and proceeds to
draw
three trees.
“What’s this?” the boss asks.
“Haven’t you got a brain? Tree and tree and tree makes nine,” says
the Irishman. “Fair enough,” says the boss. “Here’s your second
question. Apply the same rules using the number 99,this time.”
The Irishman stares into space for a while,then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a Smudge on each tree.
“Dere you go.”
The boss scratches his head and asks, “How on earth do you get that
to represent 99?” “Each of da trees is dirty now. So,it’s dirty tree
and dirty tree and dirty tree. Dat equals 99.”
The boss starts getting worried that he’s actually going to have to
give the Irishman the job,so he says,”All right,final question,same
rules
again,but represent the number 100.” The Irishman stares into space
for a while,then picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at
the base of each tree and says, “Dere you go.
One hundred.”
The boss looks at the illustration and bursts out: “You must be nuts
if you think that represents a hundred!”
Whereby the Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base
of each tree,saying: “A little dog came along and crapped by each tree.
So now you’ve got dirty tree and a turd,dirty tree and a turd and dirty
tree and turd,dat makes one hundred…..
So, when do I be starting the job?!”Re: another joke.
Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended.The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose
a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down
except to leave the place, never to return.A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.
First floor:
The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.”
The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?”So up they went.
Second floor:
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.”“Hmmm,” said the ladies,
“But, I wonder what’s further up?”
Third floor:
This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women,“Very tempting.”
But there was another floor, so further up they went.”
Fourth floor:
This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us
further on!”So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor:
The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are impossible to please.The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.”
Re: LG1290FHB
iadom wrote: I suspect this will be a BER job, but then it is 2 years old. 😥
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I was under the impression LG comes with a 2 year warranty but I may be wrong.
Re: for whom the bell tolls.
Unlike this government they`re being honest and letting you know you`re getting shafted by toll charges.
Re: White Knight cl767 belt replacement
Mike this is a complete pig of a job!
The fan has to come off( but not normally in one piece). Then the back and motor covers and another 1,000,000 screws.
If I were you I`d save the blood and tears and click on Repairs@ on the side of the page.
Re: Hotpoint TDL60 Tumble Drier
The module on the top right is the dryness module. There is no other module I can see on any drawings. Are you sure the selector switch doesn`t do the reversing?
