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  • in reply to: neff w/m problem #281170
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    Re: neff w/m problem

    :waving:

    in reply to: W’Pool Heavy Duty WM1100 #280986
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    Re: W’Pool Heavy Duty WM1100

    The fault code is door not able to lock so you got it right.
    The code comes on after 6 attempts to lock.

    I haven’t worked on one of these for a while but I think the door unlocks after startup and only locks again if the water is hot or if on spin cycle to allow the user to add missed items.

    Steve

    in reply to: Another joke. #137464
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    Re: Another joke.

    A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off
    to the doctors.
    ‘Doctor, I don’t feel too good,’ said the little paper bag.’

    ‘Hmm, you look OK to me,’ said the Doctor, ‘but I’ll do a
    blood test and see what that shows,
    come back and see me in a couple of days.’

    The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the
    results.

    ‘What’s wrong with me?’ asked the little paper bag.

    ‘I’m afraid you are HIV positive!’ said the doctor

    ‘No, I can’t be – I’m just a little paper bag!’ said the
    little paper bag.

    ‘Have you been having unprotected nookie?’ asked the doctor.

    ‘NO, I can’t do things like that – I’m just a little paper
    bag!’

    Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous
    drug users?’ asked the doctor.

    ‘NO, I can’t do things like that – I’m just a little paper
    bag!’

    ‘Perhaps you’ve been abroad recently and required a jab or a
    blood transfusion?’ queried the doctor.

    ‘NO, I don’t have a passport – I’m just a little paper bag!’

    ‘Well’, said the doctor, ‘are you in a homosexual
    relationship?’

    ‘NO! I told you I can’t do things like that, I’m just a
    little paper bag!’

    ‘Then there can be only one explanation.’ said the
    doctor……


    Wait for it…..

    I love this one….


    ‘Your mother must have been a carrier’.


    I’ll just get me coat……… 😳

    in reply to: More work than i can handle now!! #266512
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    Re: More work than i can handle now!!

    Dont get the easy jobs any more, mostly built in dishwashers and high end refrigeration.
    15 jobs in a good week but all paying top dollar so not too bad.
    Things certainly aint what they used to be 🙁

    On the bright side though there will be a good show of flowers and veg this year with all the work being done in the garden 🙂

    Steve

    in reply to: Attention Mods #280344
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    Re: Attention Mods

    At it again in staff required

    Steve

    in reply to: Performing Rights Society #279366
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    Re: Performing Rights Society

    bagman wrote:

    leavemetogetonwithit wrote:

    (You can watch all the best TV programmes for a month or so after they are broadcast using BBC’s own iPlayer and no license is needed.)
    Mike.

    Not true, check it out. The law was changed recently to ‘any device that is capable of displaying a TV picture will need a TV licence.’ This includes PC’s, mobile phones, PDA’s etc. Although having a home TV license covers all of the above.

    How will they know you are watching?

    They haven’t invented the lap top detector van yet have they?

    Steve

    in reply to: Performing Rights Society #279362
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    Re: Performing Rights Society

    A friend of mine also has a garage and in the customer waiting area is a sign stating that the radio is for his ears only and invites the customer to use a pair of disposable earplugs from the box below.

    I don’t know if this gets round the law but it gets a few laughs.

    Steve

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    Re: More Than 80{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

    So how would the HMRC work out the percentages?
    What questions do they ask?

    In my case at present I work 50{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of days for A.N.Other which produces 80{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of my revenue and about 65{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of gross profit.

    Is it 80{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of days worked? 80{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of number of jobs done? 80{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of turnover? 80{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of profit?

    They dont all come out the same.

    Steve 😕

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    Re: More Than 80{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}

    I am employed by my own limited company which then invoices the companies for whom I do the work.
    So does this ruling affect me?

    Steve

    in reply to: Not to be missed – Febuary meeting. #273786
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    Re: Not to be missed – Febuary meeting.

    Change of plan.
    Work is piling up and I can’t have a night away but I will try to turn up on the day.
    Looking forward to meeting everyone as I missed the last meeting. 😥

    Steve

    in reply to: Not to be missed – Febuary meeting. #273785
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    Re: Not to be missed – Febuary meeting.

    Hi Brian

    Sent you a pm

    Steve

    in reply to: Not to be missed – Febuary meeting. #273783
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    Re: Not to be missed – Febuary meeting.

    r600a wrote:Hi All

    there seems to be a bit of confusion on the room bookings.All the rooms that I had reserved which was 25 have been taken so I will block another 15 tomorrow so those who want to use the GFFRS code will be able to do so tomorrow afternoon or if you telephone 0870 5909090 and quote the code and state that the price is £65 B&B they should be able to reserve for you.

    Bryan

    Hi Brian

    Just tried to make a booking on line with the promo code and none available 😯

    Any chance of upping the allocation?

    Steve

    in reply to: Bosch module burn up. #275994
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    Re: Bosch module burn up.

    Martin wrote:I’ve never come across such a burn up on a Bosch module before and was wondering if anyone else has come across similar?
    🙁

    I had an identical one last week but a bit more serious.
    Didn’t bother to note the numbers as it was going in the skip outside but it was a 45cm model.
    The only other fault was the spring loaded door latch had self destructed so perhaps water got in with the door not properly closed.

    Steve

    in reply to: Smart or Stoopid #275360
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    Re: Smart or Stoopid

    Looking at the questions I guess it means smarter than the average American.
    So my 13.5{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} isn’t that great 🙁

    Steve

    in reply to: UKW Meeting 20th February 2009 #264204
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    Re: UKW Meeting 20th February 2009

    r600a wrote:
    And how about MEET the wives..Hopefully the venue will give the wives something to do whilst the men are talking shop.

    Bryan

    Any further thoughts on this or will it be shopping and lunch in Coventry?

    Could be a bit expensive 😥

    Steve

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