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  • in reply to: recons #209963
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    Re: recons

    I would give everything a 3 month guarantee; but when we install a machine, I’m confident that it has been delivered and installed with the correct amount of TLC 😉

    Beside, the customers that buy recons won’t take this as an answer…

    “It’s an installation fault, I’ll have to charge you!”

    in reply to: New Machine… 1 #207304
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    Re: New Machine… 1

    Real do! 😀 😀 😀

    in reply to: Is it just me or is anyone else quiet? #414177
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    Re: Has it gone a bit quiet or is it just me?

    It’s very dead here! 🙁 I’ve even got time to play on UKW!

    Only done 6 repairs so far this week, but luckily we’ve sold a few new appliances, including installation.

    Everytime the phone rings, it’s just another git trying to sell me something 👿

    in reply to: New Machine… 1 #207302
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    Re: New Machine… 1

    Indeed Kenneth 🙂

    1 for display, 1 for stock!

    in reply to: New Machine… 1 #207300
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    Re: New Machine… 1

    :wave:

    Congratulations!

    I’ll have a butchers at two washers when they arrive 8)

    in reply to: News….Indesit descaler sales rocket #211651
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    Re: News….Indesit descaler sales rocket

    We sell lots of that stuff ourselves 8)

    £12ish for a packet of 10.

    If you can’t beat ’em…

    5031689401289

    in reply to: Which is best ISE or Miele? #211702
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    Re: Which is best ISE or Miele?

    Algee wrote:…the ISE machine seems favoured by those in the trade

    Indeed 😀

    I love the ISE! The main different between the machines will not be about the machine at all. It will be the service! And that’s where Miele can’t compete with the independent sector.

    For example, for £500, the ISE is delivered, installed, and demonstrated 🙂 And the engineer that does the installation is probably the engineer that you would ring and see if you have any problems.

    What do you get from miele for £500?

    in reply to: Pattern Heaters: A cautionary tale :( #209483
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    Re: Pattern Heaters: A cautionary tale 🙁

    :bang:

    It’s gonna be one of them weeks!

    :rolls:

    “Hello young Goatboy. Can you fix my kettle please?”

    “Errrr, not really. Parts are rarely available and new kettles are too cheap!”

    “Oh, please Goatboy, I like this kettle?”

    Sigh! “Oh, there actually are some parts available for this model, lemme see what I can do.” 🙂

    So, it’s a R.Hobbs kettle that needs a new element. Electrue have a non-gen element for a few quid, and the customer is willing to spend £20 on getting it fixed.

    Then the element arrives 👿

    ELE7597 – Nothing like the original! Does it fit? Does it balls! Does it fit after an hour of modification? Does it balls! Why didn’t I listen to Martin?

    in reply to: Fabric Conditioner #211443
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    Re: Fabric Conditioner

    I would recommend using no fabric conditioner! 😈

    in reply to: September ’07 #211407
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    Re: September ’07

    Lawrence wrote:With this much notice even I can be there this time 😀

    Ditto 8)

    in reply to: Another joke. #137338
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    Re: Another joke.

    Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on
    British TV & Radio

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava
    from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves
    it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’

    3. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – “This is really a
    lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 –
    “Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing
    the Cox of the Oxford crew.”

    5. USPGA Commentator – “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
    Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
    takes out his balls and kisses them ….. Oh my god!! What have I
    just said??”

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on
    ‘Time Team Live’ said: “You’d eat beaver if you could get it.”

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
    to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So
    Bob,where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?” Not only
    did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because
    they were laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt
    much better today after a 69 yesterday.”

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
    said: “There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
    night like this.”

    10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky
    Sports: “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance
    he gets.”

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up
    to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1’s UK eclipse coverage
    remarked:
    “They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s
    only come in his shorts.”

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
    caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some
    weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by
    himself.”

    in reply to: Retirement #211212
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    Re: Retirement

    Dales-Electronic wrote:But there will always be someone around to take up the gauntlet.

    :waving:

    in reply to: New Machine… 1 #207286
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    Re: New Machine… 1

    kwatt wrote:Very rough sales info is now available if you get a hold of me I’ll email it to you.

    Cool 🙂 Do me!

    goatboy1@btconnect.com

    Thank you

    Goatboy
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    Re: Bosch Logixx 1400 Washing Machine not collecting softene

    There should be a finger-tip shaped dent, in the middle, toward the back of the drawer.

    Push this down and pull the drawer to remove it 😀

    in reply to: Another joke. #137335
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    Re: Another joke.

    Sorry in advance 🙁


    My wife was getting really annoyed doing the housework. So I took her shopping to cheer her up!

    I bought her a new bag, and a new belt.

    She’s still whinging about the housework, but the vacuum works much better now!

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