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Goatboy
ParticipantRe: recons
I would give everything a 3 month guarantee; but when we install a machine, I’m confident that it has been delivered and installed with the correct amount of TLC 😉
Beside, the customers that buy recons won’t take this as an answer…
“It’s an installation fault, I’ll have to charge you!”
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: New Machine… 1
Real do! 😀 😀 😀
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Has it gone a bit quiet or is it just me?
It’s very dead here! 🙁 I’ve even got time to play on UKW!
Only done 6 repairs so far this week, but luckily we’ve sold a few new appliances, including installation.
Everytime the phone rings, it’s just another git trying to sell me something 👿
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: New Machine… 1
Indeed Kenneth 🙂
1 for display, 1 for stock!
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: New Machine… 1
:wave:
Congratulations!
I’ll have a butchers at two washers when they arrive 8)
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: News….Indesit descaler sales rocket
We sell lots of that stuff ourselves 8)
£12ish for a packet of 10.
If you can’t beat ’em…
5031689401289
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Which is best ISE or Miele?
Algee wrote:…the ISE machine seems favoured by those in the trade
Indeed 😀
I love the ISE! The main different between the machines will not be about the machine at all. It will be the service! And that’s where Miele can’t compete with the independent sector.
For example, for £500, the ISE is delivered, installed, and demonstrated 🙂 And the engineer that does the installation is probably the engineer that you would ring and see if you have any problems.
What do you get from miele for £500?
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Pattern Heaters: A cautionary tale 🙁
:bang:
It’s gonna be one of them weeks!
:rolls:
“Hello young Goatboy. Can you fix my kettle please?”
“Errrr, not really. Parts are rarely available and new kettles are too cheap!”
“Oh, please Goatboy, I like this kettle?”
Sigh! “Oh, there actually are some parts available for this model, lemme see what I can do.” 🙂
So, it’s a R.Hobbs kettle that needs a new element. Electrue have a non-gen element for a few quid, and the customer is willing to spend £20 on getting it fixed.
Then the element arrives 👿
ELE7597 – Nothing like the original! Does it fit? Does it balls! Does it fit after an hour of modification? Does it balls! Why didn’t I listen to Martin?
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Fabric Conditioner
I would recommend using no fabric conditioner! 😈
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: September ’07
Lawrence wrote:With this much notice even I can be there this time 😀
Ditto 8)
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Another joke.
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on
British TV & Radio1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava
from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves
it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’3. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – “This is really a
lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 –
“Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing
the Cox of the Oxford crew.”5. USPGA Commentator – “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them ….. Oh my god!! What have I
just said??”6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on
‘Time Team Live’ said: “You’d eat beaver if you could get it.”7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So
Bob,where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?” Not only
did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because
they were laughing so hard!8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt
much better today after a 69 yesterday.”9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
said: “There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this.”10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky
Sports: “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance
he gets.”11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up
to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1’s UK eclipse coverage
remarked:
“They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s
only come in his shorts.”12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some
weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by
himself.”Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Retirement
Dales-Electronic wrote:But there will always be someone around to take up the gauntlet.
:waving:
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: New Machine… 1
kwatt wrote:Very rough sales info is now available if you get a hold of me I’ll email it to you.
Cool 🙂 Do me!
Thank you
April 12, 2007 at 4:03 pm in reply to: Bosch Logixx 1400 Washing Machine not collecting softener #210508Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Bosch Logixx 1400 Washing Machine not collecting softene
There should be a finger-tip shaped dent, in the middle, toward the back of the drawer.
Push this down and pull the drawer to remove it 😀
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Another joke.
Sorry in advance 🙁
My wife was getting really annoyed doing the housework. So I took her shopping to cheer her up!I bought her a new bag, and a new belt.
She’s still whinging about the housework, but the vacuum works much better now!
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